Here's a challenge you might enjoy

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I have received a mail from purecontent.com. They apparently are not impressed with the quality of the content on this site and have made me the following offer:

We would like to offer you some free of charge, unique content in the

form of a guest post written specifically for your site. This is a

genuine offer that could help both our sites, so if you are

interested, please read on . . .

We have a team of experienced copywriters with a breadth of specialist

knowledge on a diverse range of subjects, ensuring we are well

informed to cover any topic.

The article can be on a subject of your choice. Once you have chosen a

topic, we commission our team of writers to write a bespoke post

directly related to your site/ blog that will be back to you within

two weeks, free of charge and guaranteed to be unique and not

published anywhere else on the internet.

You will have complete editorial control with no requirement to

publish the content on your site unless you are entirely happy with

it.

All we ask is that you allow us to include a text link to one of our

websites in or under the body of the text. This is how we would benefit.

This is too good an offer to miss; and all I have to do is provide them with a topic. This is where you come in. Let’s have some ideas for suitably ridiculous topics; one of which I will send back to them as a subject for the guest blog post. Some examples to get you going:

The recreational opportunities for colostomy bags The impact of the Boer war on current Arab/Israeli relations. There is apparently more than one way to skin a cat. Discuss the options (illustrations encouraged). Genuinej; man or myth?

Comments 🔗

2011-03-28 | Pete says

Two weeks??


2011-03-28 | genuinej says

Suggestions; My dad’s colosotmy bag is bigger than your dad’s colostomy bag! Arab/Israeli relations is a bore rather than a Boer war. Can we have some naked Thai pussy that doesn’t involve cats? Shouldn’t that be “man or miss”? Impure content would beat purecontent every time. Up to you, Spike. I’m sure you know what’s in everyone’s best interest. At least I hope you do.


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

10 ways to dispose of a dead body without resorting to acid baths or hungry pigs.


2011-03-29 | dexx29 says

Topics? ghost writing or ebay lenses… : )


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

Massively parallel execution of unbiased light propagation algorithms using a hybrid GPU/CPU back-end and the implementation of such an infrastructure by ethnic-minority transsexual strippers in blue latex.


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

Could Lady GaGa be dropped on Libya - the ‘Hiroshima Option’? What are the moral implications?


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

Reasons why the disaster currently unfolding in Japan is almost certainly Justin Beiber’s fault.


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

A complete guide to impulse-buying condos in Pattaya


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

How best to comprehensively defeat the website security of “purecontent”


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

Erotic fan fiction involving 24’s Jack Bauer and a 1964 cast-iron Singer sewing machine


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

Zeppelins.

(by that I mean just reply with the sentence “Zeppelins.” and see what you get)


2011-03-29 | TheSon says

Which is definitely the one true faith - Christianity, Islam or All-The-Other-Ones


2011-03-29 | Spike says

I think we have a winner!


2011-03-29 | Spike says

I assume it is raining in New Zealand and you are stuck in a motel?


2011-03-29 | Spacefruit says

In search of Laddercoins.