“Do you want to photograph a lizard?” enquired my wife. “Is the pope Jewish?” was my unambiguous reply.
Sadly, my wife has no idea of the spiritual basis upon which the pope operates and took me to a lizardy thing perched on some flowers. “Now I have to whistle” she said, and she did. I stood and listened; she was not very tuneful.
“Quick, take you photo while I whistle; it won’t move while I whistle”. So I did, then the son wanted a go and I had to whistle because she who must be obeyed’s lips were tired. Photos over, we all stopped whistling; but the lizard made no attempt to bugger off.
She who must be obeyed explained that when she was young she would capture lizards by whistling and then picking them up. Very tasty after frying apparently.
Not sure this shot was worth all the whistling.
Comments 🔗
2011-02-11| Ad saysThat son of yours sounds like a pain in the arse. You should probably disown him or something.
2011-02-11| Spike saysAt least he doesn’t support Arsenal…..
2011-02-11| biggrtiggr saysLove the Hitler Youth earrings !!!
Surprised some ignorant pc type hasn’t complained
Presumably Thor will whack contributors over the head with his War Hammer?