It’s Valentine’s day (apparently; I didn’t realise until my wife wished me a good one and I confessed to no card or present or any of that other unnecessary shit. I am so romantic, it scares me). To mark the occasion, the authorities have removed condom machines from Bangkok schools after complaints from parents.
The parents were concerned that the condom machines would encourage the children to have sex. Removing the condom machines will not reduce the desire for teenagers to copulate, it will just mean more sexually transmitted diseases, unwanted pregnancies and and abortions. Nice one, dickhead parents.
Parents of teenagers are particularly concerned about their little darlings exchanging bodily fluids on Valentine’s day. It seems to be a tradition on February 14th for Thai teenagers to bypass saying it with flowers and moving straight on to saying it with genitals; which they will continue to do, except now without condoms.
Never mind, condom machines have instead been installed in public parks where hookers are known to ply their trade. The authorities have reported brisk sales, mainly from “male exercisers and runners, male prostitutes, gay lovers and homeless people.”
- How do they know?
- Homeless people?
Still, now these machines have been publicised, schoolboys can pop round to the park after lessons and stock up; maybe even have a quicky with a tramp while they are there.
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