Plans for a mammoth photo shoot are deferred as we decide to take she who must be obeyed’s sister to the zoo. Far too many people there, reminding me of why I never normally go during the school holidays. Still, the sister seemed to enjoy it, and I took a few shots.
Look at me, look at me, no hands!! Oh, for Christ’s sake, stop showing off.
Nice curves.
Fat and scruffy; but adorable. A bit like me.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talkin’ to?
Balancing duck.