Why Scottish people should not be allowed to have iPads

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2010-06-21 | TT says

For a Guff you do have a sense of humour and good on you sunshine. However, I feel that in short order you are liable to be in more poo poo than those two red shirted foreign twats.

Why?. Cos’ now you’ve shown us how to wire it up I’m going to keep all the neighbours awake all night listening to Pee Scot. And when the plods turn up (Wearing ear protection), I’m gonna grass you up straight up. So there.


2010-06-21 | Spike says

When I worked in Aberdeen, there was a gentleman who would bring his bagpipes into work and then practice in the evening when most, but not all, had gone home. I still waking up screaming.


2010-06-21 | TT says

Piggin’ wuz. so you are.


2010-06-21 | genuinej says

@ TT, What’s that mean in English,? ( you apparently Scottish twat)


2010-06-22 | TT says

It’s a secret genuinej. So there.


2010-06-22 | Spike says

genuiney, be nice.


2010-06-22 | TT says

I agree with Spike : genuineyj - be nice. Or I will personally hire a pipe band to come and play outside your window every day for 8 hours. C’mon tough guy, wanna’ play?.


2010-06-23 | Billy says

As I am apparently the only “Guff” in the world who loves the pipes (most especially when dozens of them get together for a bit of a whirl) and, wait for it, Haggis, I feel able to arbitrate here.

So, I agree with TT, cut out the nasty stuff - even thought the bastard called me a Guff (quite new to me btw, must be Glasgow rather than Aberdeen).

In the unlikely event that Guff is a term of affection for the Sassenach, then I unreservedly withdraw the second part of the last para.


2010-06-23 | TT says

Billy, it’s a friendly term of endearment for our Southern cousins. Haggis is great - wonder where I can buy it in Bangkok?.


2010-06-23 | Spike says

I love haggis and looked for it in Bangkok without success. I have explained it to she who must be obeyed, but she doesn’t seem to keen on trying to create it.


2010-06-23 | Spike says

It gets worse. Auld Lang Syne karaoke…..

http://bit.ly/9ouFeN


2010-06-23 | TT says

My ex missus (Thai) loved haggis and bashed neeps.