The antics of Mr. Jeff Savage were of sufficient interest to make yesterday the busiest day ever for Pattaya Days. Not that that is saying much; and rather sad that it should take the antics of a dickhead to draw in the crowds, rather than perhaps a beautifully written analysis of the role of post-modernism in the culture of Eastern Europe (under preparation, watch this space, don’t hold your breath).
It seems appropriate that I should follow up on yesterday’s media success with a post bearing a title that will attract a large number of punters, and a content that will please nobody (apart from genuinej, who has been pleading for more pussy shots for some time).
This is Tiki. She has a half sister called Gabrielle who is content to spend the day dozing somewhere quiet, with the occasional break for eating and shitting, and a built-in guarantee that she will purr obligingly should you pass within one metre of her slumbering body. A typical cat.
Tiki is very different. She who must be obeyed describes her as “hard core”, and she is certainly a challenging companion. Several times during the day I will be called to attend to her need to be violently stroked. The locations vary, but the top of a very scratched chair is popular. The latest hot spot is the area at the back of the condo where the washing machine lives. I will be first be summoned to the kitchen area by a series of complaining calls which indicated that she needs attention. Once I have arrived, I am led immediately to the top of the washing machine by a cat with a walk that says “you are my slave”, where several minutes attention will be required. She then jumps onto the shelves holding towels and gives me a “Right. More stroking. NOW!” look; like this.
Of course I oblige and I am eventually released to do whatever I was doing prior to the call.
Once we have done a few tours round the condo, she settles down in a box next to my computer where she will happily stay for the rest of the day, provided I give her regular attention; or unless I go somewhere, in which case she needs to follow so she can interfere with anything I try to do. Occupying boxes is her speciality, particularly boxes I am trying to fill.
In the evening she will decamp to she who must be obeyed’s lap, lying on her back with her legs in the air and with a dreamy look on her face. SWMBO must then comb her thoroughly.
And so to bed, where an interruption at some point is guaranteed when Tiki paws at the covers, demanding to carry out an under the sheets inspection; after which she will settle down on my feet for the rest of the night. Of course, if I go for a pee, she has to come too; so that she can attempt to trip me up in the dark.
I have never encountered a pussy with so much personality. She already used up some of her lives when she jumped from our condo balcony; I just hope that the few she has left will enable her to outlive me; hard to imagine a day without being subject to her regime.
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2010-05-26| genuinej saysThe eyes have all the attitude a pussy could ever need. BTW I’m in the U.K., looking for a pussy with personality. Can you help? Even from 6,000 miles away.
2010-06-06| Xxx Videos saysthat phenomenally ambrosial
2010-06-06| Pete says2 English words and one I’m not quite sure of. What are you on about?