Why?
Answer tomorrow. Most amusing suggestion in the meantime wins a prize.




Comments 🔗
2010-05-15| Stan saysWhen I said “you can stick your iPad up your arse”, I didn’t mean it literally".
2010-05-15| Redmond saysThe finalists at the “constipation simulation” competition.
2010-05-15| Qon says“please stop squeezing on my balls!”
2010-05-15| genuinej says“please continue to squeeze my balls!”
2010-05-16| Lloyd saysPenis enlargement competition.
2010-05-16| Lloyd saysPenis enlargement competition.
2010-05-16| Spike saysNot sure whether genuinej’s comment was a suggestion or a cry for help. Anyway, thanks for being open about your S&M tendencies geunuinej; and your prize is something which will be right up your alley; a durian suppository.
2010-05-16| Billy saysOooh, glad it’s not right up my alley
2010-05-16| genuinej saysFlattered as I am by the award of a durian suppository, I think it is totally unjustified. I feel the award should be shared between Stan (for his highly amusing contribution) and Qon (whose thought inspired by own bollock sqeezing suggestion). If it’s not possible to split a durian suppository, perhaps they could just toss for it, preferably in private.
2010-05-17| Spike saysNice try genuinej. Just take it like a man; like a man who enjoys having durians stuffed up his ass.