Faces of pain

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Why?

Answer tomorrow. Most amusing suggestion in the meantime wins a prize.

Comments 🔗

2010-05-15 | Stan says

When I said “you can stick your iPad up your arse”, I didn’t mean it literally".


2010-05-15 | Redmond says

The finalists at the “constipation simulation” competition.


2010-05-15 | Qon says

“please stop squeezing on my balls!”


2010-05-15 | genuinej says

“please continue to squeeze my balls!”


2010-05-16 | Lloyd says

Penis enlargement competition.

http://www.library.ayurvediccure.com/penis-enlargement/penis-enlargement-weight-hanging-technique.htm


2010-05-16 | Lloyd says

Penis enlargement competition.

http://www.library.ayurvediccure.com/penis-enlargement/penis-enlargement-weight-hanging-technique.htm


2010-05-16 | Spike says

Not sure whether genuinej’s comment was a suggestion or a cry for help. Anyway, thanks for being open about your S&M tendencies geunuinej; and your prize is something which will be right up your alley; a durian suppository.


2010-05-16 | Billy says

Oooh, glad it’s not right up my alley


2010-05-16 | genuinej says

Flattered as I am by the award of a durian suppository, I think it is totally unjustified. I feel the award should be shared between Stan (for his highly amusing contribution) and Qon (whose thought inspired by own bollock sqeezing suggestion). If it’s not possible to split a durian suppository, perhaps they could just toss for it, preferably in private.


2010-05-17 | Spike says

Nice try genuinej. Just take it like a man; like a man who enjoys having durians stuffed up his ass.