'Man used penis to assault female police officer'

Excellent headline from the BBC.

Now guess which city in which the offense took place (assuming it is regarded as an offense in that city).

No surprise that is Jock’s home town of Aberdeen. The only surprise is that it was not Jock’s willy doing the assaulting.

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2010-03-18 | Billy says

Nah, his willy only returns to its native Kincorth once as year for a week or so … and even then spends most of its time with old friends …

2010-03-18 | Billy says

anyway, what sort of a jock would admit to the name of Marium Varinauskas for God’s sake? Just checked and the McVarinauskas do not have a tartan …

2010-03-18 | Jock says

Come now laddie !!!

actually these Lithuanians can be frightening … I half remember being in some late night bars in Kaunas when I was working there … guns, knives the lot …. and these were the ‘friendlies’

Then I went to the KGB museum in Vilnius and everything was put into perspective … these people have been suppressed for so long ..

…mind you the police women seems to have been asking for it … she was the one that got dressed up in the uniform !! … and why was she on her knees in the first place ??