Virgin, Foreplay, Hangover Relief

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These products are available in major shopping malls. The purpose of the Hangover Relief is self-evident. The other two are open to interpretation; answers below please.

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2009-08-05 | Savoy Brown says

One could only surmise that the active ingredient in the ‘Virgin’ and ‘Foreplay’ products is Rophenol…


2009-08-05 | wentworth says

I have a reasonable grasp of the English language but I’ve never heard of foreplay. Is it some esoteric golf reference?


2009-08-05 | Billy says

Wentworth, in the event that you are English then you may safely assume the veracity of the following:

Foreplay = taking your clothes off


2009-08-05 | genuinej says

Billy; Only your own clothes?


2009-08-06 | Spike says

Billy is a practitioner of “self-loving”.

But for the rest of us, yes just your own. If the other party is unable to remove their own clothes then they are either too young, too old, or too retarded; in which case you really shouldn’t be getting involved.

Those of us who live in Pattaya would welcome some clarification of the word “virgin”.


2009-08-06 | Savoy Brown says

Aussie Foreplay…

Brace yourself Sheila!!!