In yesterday’s post I mentioned that she who must be obeyed has a new internet obsession, Pet Society. Initially I was pleased that the poker craze had passed and that she now spent her time fiddling about with building houses and furnishings for a virtual animal. But there is a darker side to Pet Society, and its colour is brown, and it’s poo.
Here’s a picture that she who must be obeyed posted on Facebook this morning:
It’s a happy scene. SWMBO’s pet, posing with another pet, each with an ice cream sundae. And what is that beneath the table? Some chocolate macaroons for later perhaps? A particularly shaggy brown carpet? No, it is poo.
Getting your pet to poo is somewhat of an achievement. So when it does, you are tempted to keep it on display for other Pet Society players, who are apparently the sort of people who are impressed by piles of poo. There have even been surveys conducted about the frequency of pooing:
SWMBO, who is normally obsessive about personal hygiene and the need to always smell good, has no problem with this concept and is now hoping that her pet will excrete some of the mystical golden or multi-coloured poo which would give her cult status in the very weird world of Pet Society.
Pet Society is a shit game. Literally.
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2009-08-03| todd saysis it just me or was season 13 of topgear boring in comparison to the last 3-4 seasons? i heard there was production cost cuts (that clarkson denied). it does seem like it was toned back a fair bit.
2009-08-03| Spike saysis it just me or is the above comment in the wrong place?
But, I agree. Where was the big adventure they usually have. Poignant ending though.
2009-08-03| genuinej saysComment is certainly in the right place. Pile of poo = shit = Clarkson et al.
2009-08-07| todd says
2009-08-07| Spike saysJust beautiful. genuinej won’t like it, waste of fuel or something.