A message from Barry

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I receive the occasional message via the contact screen. This morning I have an urgent communique from “Barry” who writes:

I thought you might like to know that if you use your mouse wheel to move the photo in the Virgin, Foreplay, Hangover Relief post up and down, it looks as if the products in said post are getting bigger or smaller. Far out, man! Cosmic! Or cool, at least.

Hmmm. Barry has clearly been indulging in recreational substances, or so I thought. But then I scrolled such that the offending photo was in the middle of the screen and then rapidly scrolled it up and down with the mouse wheel, and he is right! It’s alive!

So, thanks for that Barry. But I think we would all like to know the circumstances under which you found yourself rapidly scrolling the Pattaya Days screen up and down. Some sort of mouse hardware stress test, or something more perverted. I am hoping it is the latter.

Comments 🔗

2009-08-07 | Camberley says

I don’t get it. Maybe my finger is out of condition.


2009-08-07 | Billy says

Also failing, I was vigorously doing the needful when I noticed that my boss was looking at me from the door of my office. Alt-tabbing the offending screen away, I explained that it was a new exercise from HSE to help ensure one avoids RSI. He asked me for a URL - but he will forget.


2009-08-07 | Barry says

Just perverted, is all, old chap. Life is full of wonder, isn’t it. I feel sorry for those who can’t get it to work.


2009-08-07 | Spike says

Respect. Now, let’s have some of the photos so we can judge the perversion level.


2009-08-08 | Barry says

I couldn’t possibly, to protect the guilty. You’re the photo man anyway.