You won’t find that here.
After a false start last week, I had good intentions of getting up early again today for the “real thing”. In the event I went to bed too late, forgot to pre-pack my camera gear, and was just drifting off to sleep when SWMBO enquired at what time would I be rising to capture the minimal excitement.
“Bugger it, I can’t be bothered”, was my dedicated photographer response. And indeed it was after 0900 before I crawled out of bed and staggered to the coffee machine.
Bet it was crap anyway.