Yesterday was our wedding anniversary.
Flushed with my success at actually remembering, I gave she who must be obeyed a big hug and said “thank you for three interesting years”, which I thought was pithy, if not overly romantic. She responded with “thank you for three interesting, wonderful, loving, caring, happy years”, which simultaneously made me feel good, and a bit of a shit for not being similarly effusive.
Still, I recovered the situation by mumbling “yeah, and that too”, which I am sure did the trick.
Then there was the present. Or not. I checked the web and discovered that three years is the “leather anniversary”. I was hoping for tin or reconstituted wood pulp; leather led inexorably to shoes or handbags, and no way was I heading in that direction. But I did buy her dinner at Alois, which is almost exactly the same as Brunos only in a different location; and somehow not as good.
Who said romance was dead? She who must be obeyed, probably.
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2009-07-08| Pete saysPerhaps you should have gone to a cheaper restaurant that would have done an imitation of leather in a nice black pepper sauce. Happy anniversary anyway, may there be many more to come.
2009-07-08| Spike saysThanks.
2009-07-08| genuinej saysWhat’s romance? Check the definitions on Dictionary.com to guarantee even more confusion. I’m with SWMBO. Well, I’d certainly like to be.
2009-07-09| Derze saysHey. Congrats!!!
2009-07-10| Spike saysThanks Derze.
genuinej, romance is not looking up the word “romance” in a dictionary. But I did anyway, and I found “a baseless, made-up story, usually full of exaggeration or fanciful invention”. Pretty much sums up Pattayadays.com.