All hail Wenthworth's guru

To fully appreciate the impact of this development, you need to read comment #4 here.

It was a revelation. Such a simple step to move from an average piece of utility furniture to something that could be considered a piece of art of singular importance, assuming you had ingested sufficient quantities of drugs. As David Hockney might say, “fookin ’ell”.

Of course we had to follow the master’s instructions. From the mundane:

To the magnificent:

The impact was immediate, profound, deeply disturbing; and yet somehow calming at the same time. Ying had indeed met Yang, and there is no turning back. Or at least not until she who must be obeyed has gone to work and the Hello Kittie can inexplicably tumble into a rubbish sack.

Comments 🔗

2009-07-20 | genuinej says

Where’s the real cat ?

2009-07-20 | Spike says

Absent from the first photo (eating or crapping), laying out in the new iCat in the second (you can see a small hump).

2009-07-20 | John says

This is like one of those ‘spot the five differences’ between picture A and picture B. I failed.

2009-07-20 | genuinej says

John, I think there’s one fewer sheets of paper in the printer tray in the second photo, but apart from that and the real and false cats I think that’s it. Of course, Spike may know better!

2009-07-20 | Wenthworth says

“Some men see things as they are and say why - I dream things that never were and say why not.”

Good to see you left the masking tape, something to annoy the pedants and OCD sufferers amongst your readership. But seriously any chance you could shut the drawers fully on your side and does that ruler need to be off 90 degrees for any reason? Same goes for the router antennas.

2009-07-21 | Spike says

John and genuinej, you need to read the comment by Wenthworth and the recommended solution from the guru provided in the link; then your eyes will be opened to the wonder of it all. etc.

Wenthworth, it’s not masking tape, it’s a tasteful blue surround. Sorry about the drawer and the ruler; I realise the guru would not approve. As for the router antennas…If you are familiar with Issenberg’s theory of spatial dynamics (and I am sure you are), you will recall that the balancing of frequencies to achieve maximum range will inevitably require non-alinged emitting media. Through a long process involving signal metering from various locations, it is now possible to download porn from every room in the condo at equal signal strength. Alternatively, the cat moves them out of spite having been banned from lying on the router.