She who must be obeyed is close to fluent in English, but on occasion it all goes wrong.
When I updated my iPhone to 3.0 firmware, she decided she didn’t want me hacking her phone yet. This evening we were sitting in a restaurant having dinner and I was showing her the new search function.
“That’s very good”, she announced to the cafe full of diners, “when we get home I want you to update my spermware”.
We got some strange looks.
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2009-06-28| Billy saysWARNING: Spermware 3.0 should only be used in conjuntion with Condom 2.1 or higher