Not a babe

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Those of you have been following the story of the she who must be obeyed’s shady dealings in the poker world will have be intrigued (or not) by her recently received death threat.

As well as moving all her chips out of the offending account, she also decide to change the look of the incumbent, from busty babe to, well, this:

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Looks like the sort of thing that Jock used to drag home. She (he? it?) certainly does not encourage conversation or chip contributions around the poker tables of Facebook. However, she is kind to puppies and loves her Mum, and if she is good enough for Jock then she must be a good person (or at least, have a pulse).

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2009-05-09 | JB says

You can make good money from facebook poker. I have three accounts, my normal account and two others I use to make monay from.

I sell my excess poker chips to the companies you see advertising on facebook. For 50 million chips you get between $250 - 350 US dollars. I get between $5 -7 dollars per million and then they are resold for $10 US per million.

I first outlaid $500 to buy chips so I could bet on the big tables. The stakes are big but you have to know what you are doing.

I had big wins and loses but now have two accounts with billions of chips. Each day I set a limit of loss or win for the accounts and play to this limit.

Only one week I didn’t make money, I have been making more money from this than my real job. It is insane and I am enjoying while it lasts.

I am emailed virtually daily by the comapny to see if I have chips for sale and some of the amounts they want or need at times are crazy.

Yesterday I sold 150 million chips to them and I also had some good wins on the tables. I played for 9 hours, the biggest thing is being very patient and having the feel when to go for it.

I hope that it gets bigger and the demand for chips grows as the prices will rise. I am greedy.

Good punting my friend


2009-05-09 | Jock says

Even I have not stooped to these depths ……. of course I’m referring to playing poker on facebook here ..


2009-05-10 | Spike says

She who must be obeyed does not have the winning technique JB. When she loses a big hand she gets personal and goes after the winner, usually with disastrous results.

Jock, glad to have finally found a depth you would not stoop to. A shame it had to be Facebook poker rather than, say, farm animals…..


2009-05-10 | JB says

I get that a bit. A girl lost just over 100 Million to me in about 4 hands the other night and she was so foul mouthed. It was amusing.

Most the pots we play hold anything from 5M to 100 M plus. We get people by inviting them to private rooms or play gib tables and then there are a few of us who actually work together. We use a messenger service to tell each other the cards we have.

So we cheat people out of their chips in a way. This way our odds of making maoney are greatly enhanced. I do feel a little bad about it but the extra cash I make takes away most of the guilt.

That is the problem with such an appliation as poker in facebook, it can be rorted.

So be wary if betting big dollars, you could be getting worked over by people.


2009-05-10 | Billy says

sigh ………


2009-05-10 | Spike says

Don’t you have a wedding reception to miss…?