Kenya sex terrorism shock horror Mungiki monster

Our exciting game of country bingo has been underway for several months. Finally we have the potential for a winning line (cast your eyes left for the country flags). All we need is a visitor from Kenya to visit these hallowed pages.

To encourage such visitors, I hope I have devised a suitably enticing title. Sadly, as is so often the case here, the contents have little relevance to the title. But if you are from Kenya, welcome! Congratulations on winning the bingo prize (please pop round to our office to collect it, you will need a forklift), and well done on your excellent coffee and wildlife.

And watch out for the Mungiki monster.

Comments 🔗

2009-05-21 | Billy says

Your dreams should come true with a full ine in a day or two …. Billy

2009-05-22 | Peperuka says

I am from Kenya !! Tell me what I won :)

2009-05-22 | Spike says

Bingo! It’s a secret, but get your forklift round here and you will be amazed. You don’t know anyone in Haiti by any chance….?

2009-05-22 | Billy says

Peperuka probably doesn’t however he might, like I did to find him, go to http://www.expat-blog.com/en/network and leave a few messages ..

No prize necessary but thanks for offering

2009-05-22 | Spike says

Aha! That’s Haiti sorted then.

2009-05-23 | Pete says

I don’t think Haiti will do any good, as there is still a blank “British Indian Ocean Territory” on that line. I must admit to having to Google it, and it appears that it has been totally de-populated and seems to consist of Yanks on a military base in Diego Garcia. Might be better off re-arranging the order of the flags; just what are they sorted on now anyway??

2009-05-24 | Spike says

Alphabetical, something I have no control over.

We could have asked one of the natives of the islands to drop by, but unfortunately they were thrown off their own territory by the British to make way for an American Air Base.

We should get Joanna Lumley involved.

2009-05-25 | Pete says

Alphabetical?? Hmmmm. That would be why, just to take one example, Switzerland comes between Congo and Cote D’Ivoire ???

2009-05-25 | Spike says

CG- Congo CH - Switzerland CI - Cote D’Ivoire

So yes, that is why.

2009-05-25 | Pete says

Obvious. I knew that. Just testing you.

(never thought of wwwow domain letters!!)

2009-05-26 | Moonman says

Spike,

Good luck finding a native person from Diego Garcia. There is only about 850 still living on the planet in two areas called Mauritius and Seychelles. As you said, there is no more “native” DGAR people living on the atoll.

All you have to do to check off that flag is get one of the inhabitants of Diego Garcia to log onto your site.

Since DGAR has a current population of approximately 30% Americans, most of which travel to Singapore, T-land and the PI while on leave, I suggest a blog Title of: “Thai sexual fantasy on Diego Garcia by Filipino nymphs living in Singapore”.

That should do it!