If you can read this, you do not need glasses.

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Met some friends at the Cafe des Amis last night. This was our second visit and the food was as good as the first time, with the service being slightly more shambolic. Still recommended.

A browse through the small print at the bottom of the menu revealed a message advising that reading glasses were available for patrons who needed assistance in reading the menu, which was in a larger font size than the message. I suggested to the waiter that they needed a message in very large print explaining that reading glasses were available for those who needed assistance in reading the small print, who could then discover that they could borrow reading glasses for reading the menu. He failed to comprehend my recursive wit; but he did bring me some reading glasses.