As previously reported, she who must obeyed has been using a fake profile in Facebook to encourage donations from players who think a photo of a young lady who is “up for it” (thank you Camberley) is reason enough to donate millions of chips.
As a reminder, here is the photo she has been using:
Personally I think the my wife is more attractive than inflated booby girl, but this photo seems to do the trick in parting players from their Facebook money. One in particular has so far donated more than 200 million chips, and has since hung around the poker tables hoping to chat with the woman who does not actually exist; other than in the combination of she who must be obeyed’s typing and another woman’s photo.
He is there until quite late at night and, on more than one occasion, my wife has suggested he should go and be with his wife rather than chatting up digital women on the internet. Clearly his wife thought so too and carried out an investigation into his Facebook philandering.
As a result, she who must be obeyed received a series of emails this morning.
First one: I am stopping using Facebook. Second one: Please write to me at this alternative email address. Third one: Please disregard previous mails and do not contact me again. Fourth one: You are dead.
A domestic dispute elegantly summarised in four little emails. Found out by Mrs. Perv, Mr. Perv had dutifully announced his departure from Facebook, then tried to set up an alternative route for his chip recipients to contact him, only to be found out again. The last message was presumably a death threat from Mrs. Perv, who even now is taking out a contract on someone who does not exist.
Bizarrely, she who must be obeyed has spent the evening distributing the funds from the busty babe to other accounts; just in case she of the large mammaries is digitally assassinated by a Facebook hitman hired by Mrs. Perv.
It’s weird out there in the wide wide world of web.
Comments 🔗
2009-05-09| Jock saysDuh! 200 million chips is worth around US 1000 - 1400 according to recent posts … can I borrow the photo?
2009-05-10| Spike saysSure, just remember to act appropriately when men come on to you.