She who must be obeyed’s obsession with Facebook poker continues. Over many hours of play she noticed that the cute girls (or rather, players who used photos of cute girls) would be given free chips by other players; usually hairy men from Turkey and Albania.
Personally, I find she who must be obeyed scores very highly in the cute stakes; but she was not being showered with chips by hairy men. So she did the obvious thing and set up a new player with a cute girl photo she found on the wide wide world of web.
Good wheeze, I thought, and did the same; except the photo I chose was MUCH cuter. Or so I thought.
With our new personalities, we launched our combined cuteness into the Facebook poker rooms.
She who must be obeyed found early success. A man with endless chips who was prepared to sell them to her for $1 a million (normal price, at least $5 a million). Because she looked cute; even though she could easily have been a strapping welder from Wallsend with an obsession for recreational chemicals.
And then, the ultimate sugar daddy; an idiot who insisted on giving her 130 million chips, for free! Based on a photo and some entirely trivial chat in the poker room (trust me, I keep an eye on these things). It’s an interesting insight into the male mind, the stupid things we (by “we”, I mean other people, not me of course) will do for a pretty face.
Meanwhile, I was having less success. As soon as I entered a table, at least one of the males present wanted to be my poker buddy. When I won a hand, people would congratulate me. This was a pleasant change from the usual “why don’t you go and fuck yourself with a sledgehammer” style of abuse I would receive when winning a hand as a man. But no chips. Nobody considered me cute enough to lavish me with gifts of chips.
She who must be obeyed was not surprised. Se was adamant that I had chosen the wrong picture. “You find her cute, but others won’t”, she insisted. “You have a strange idea of beauty”. “Obviously, since I married you”, was my obvious response. Then I ran.
So, what do you think?
Here is Ms. A:
And here is Ms. B:
If you had 130 million poker chips to give away, which would you chose?
Answers on a postcard, or in the Comments section below if you want to be high tech.
Comments 🔗
2009-04-18| Camberley saysI think Ms B is yours, to whom I would happily donate a gazillion chips if I had any. I realise from previous experience this runs the risk of you switching the names so let me describe them. I think yours is the daylight shot of a focussed, determined and intelligent young woman. She probably has a PhD wins millions and poker and I would not be at all surprised if her left hand is not squeezing the balls of the photographer. “Do it right or else”.
Ms A on the other hand is someone I fear I am not convinced is a Ms a all, but (s)he certainly looks up for it and that would be enough for some drunken hairies late at night
I will not put on my macintosh and wait to be showering in scorn and ordure.
2009-04-18| Wenthworth saysMiss B, she has the Japanese cartoon eyes and pale skin we Farang prize. :)
2009-04-18| Pete saysI’m also guessing Miss B is yours as the picture is focussed on her eyes - and what gorgeous eyes they are too! She also seems to have a larger - er - slot, to put the required chips …..
2009-04-19| JB saysLove your site and read it daily, I would say that picture ‘A’ is the 130 million dollar lady. Pic B is also nice.
Facebook poker is interesting to say the least. I don’t play their too often but actually play tournaments online.
No abuse, and real money so not so many dickheads. Have won some money lost a bit and also won into other tournaments for free.
Love the pictures on your site, the new lens you bought is excellent.
2009-04-20| Mine has bigger tits | Pattaya Days says[…] Thanks for the comments on Poker Pornography. […]
2009-04-22| Jock saysJeez … this is just another example of modern technology gone wrong .. whatever was wrong with just a simple deck of cards and a good old fashioned game of ‘strip poker’ … much more eh ‘hands-on’ than playing on the internet ….
2009-04-23| Jay saysB. Hands down. (her top)
2009-04-23| genuine j saysI’d give them 130 million each, but Spike, isn’t gambling against the law in Thailand?