Thanks for the comments on Poker Pornography.
You were all correct. Miss B was my choice, and indeed I would happily donate poker chips and assorted fluids to her should the opportunity arise. I am pleased to see that the cultured readership of this organ shares my taste in this matter; even if the hairy Albanians prefer to throw their chips at the over-nosed, possible lady boy that is Miss A.
Camberley opined that the reason that Miss A gathered chips was because she looked “up for it,” and I think that indeed may be the winning factor. But she who must be obeyed had a different theory, “mine has bigger tits.”
In separate correspondence, Camberley suggested that I get she who must be obeyed to choose a new photo, given that I don’t seem to have my finger on the pulse of what constitutes attraction for my gender. So I did, and she came up with this:

Works for me, let’s see how it works on the hairy Albanians.
Comments 🔗
2009-04-20| wenthworth saysI was going to make some vulgar comment about chips and sauce but it would be beneath me to do so.
2009-04-21| Spike saysIt’s way above me, please enlighten us with the chips and sauce story.
2009-04-22| Jock saysanyone for Mars Bars stories ??