Or at least:
Don’t do wheelies whilst waving a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. This is Jimmy’s somewhat muddled public service announcement to discourage drinking and driving during the upcoming Songkran holiday.
To add impact to the message, he staged a completely unconvincing accident.
So there you have it. Don’t do wheelies with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in your hand. Drink it inside your car, you will be much safer.