It is around three months since I rang TT&T and complained about my intermittent internet service. They promised that an engineer would call me, but he never did. Until yesterday.
Hello, TT&T, you have problem with internet and phone.
It’s actually OK today thank you. You should have called six weeks ago.
No, you have problem.
No I don’t
Yes you do.
No I don’t. Click (him not me).
Then in the afternoon he rang again and we had an almost identical conversation.
Today my internet was also OK, but driving onto Theppasit road there were a tangle of broken wires littering the road.
My theory is that the TT&T man cut them and now I am waiting for him to call me and say “You have a problem now, motherfucker?”
Sadly for him, the answer is “no”.