Festive bubbles and flames

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So what stunt could Jimmy do for Xmas?

Dressing up as Father Christmas is just too damn obvious. Motorising a Christmas tree was too much of a challenge. Draping the bike in fairy lights was too gay.

So the obvious solution was to soak the back tyre and surrounding area in petrol, light it, and then spin the wheel. Very festive, if you were celebrating the anniversary of fire worshippers.

Luckily, yours truly came to the rescue. We had been walking past Toys R’ Us and they were demonstrating a bubble machine which looked cool and we were sure would delight the cats. It didn’t, they were terrified. So I took it down to the track in search of problem needing a solution, and voilà, a festive scene featuring a slightly mad Jimmy, a bike that is almost on fire, an out of control petrol fire; and bubbles!!

Happy Xmas Motherfucker

And if you take a lot of drugs and narrow your eyes, the flames are in the shape of an Xmas tree; is that festive, or what? So if you happen to celebrate Xmas, have a good one and best wishes from Spike and she who must be obeyed (who has to work on Xmas day; hah!).

Comments 🔗

2008-12-24 | Camberley says

Which particular accent were you looking for?

à á â ã ä å ā ą ă

No need to key them in, just get them from the Character Pallet in the International Menu

Sorry


2008-12-25 | Spike says

What are you referring to? My post is perfect.

Sorry

(and thank you)


2008-12-26 | Camberley says

Bastard.

and Merry Christmas