Drunk Santa

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Wandered out to the nearby store for a bottle of milk this morning, to discover Santa Claus dancing and singing on the pavement. He was singing that traditional Xmas favourite “I am from Russia and I am drinking vodka with my friends”.

His “friends” were bemused bike boys who were tolerating him whilst making short work of his bottle of vodka. They would then spend the rest of the day ferrying tourists to and from the beach on the back of their bikes. Someone would be spending Xmas day in hospital.

(apologies for the photo, into the sun with a phone camera)