The country bubbles to the left of your screen has generated considerable intellectual debate. Devious, but not at all surprising, was an assertion by the French that their balls were too small because their minimal colonies had been allocated their own spheres.
In a similar vein, I receive today from an English gentleman, a more realistic calculation of the medal scores from the recent Olympics:
My history is rather weak so I was unaware that we had actually occupied Ukraine; does a tour group count as occupation? Anyway, it was sent by an English gentleman, so it must be right.
Bravo British Empire!