A shrinking of the penis in St. Louis, Missouri

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As the number of visitors to Pattaya Days grows, there are an increasing number of people who stumble across this site by mistake, and leave quickly without closing the door behind them.

Somewhere in St. Louis (I have the ip address for the purpose of blackmail), there is a worried man (or a frustrated woman) who went to Ask.com and enquired about “shrinking of the penis.” Ask.com cleverly broadened the shrinking issue to the wider problem area of the genitals and arrived here.

Needless to say, Mr. Vanishing Dick stayed for a total of zero seconds before scuttling off to other sites which could probably sell him some ointment for the problem.

Pattaya Days. If it shrivels, we’ll write about it.