Lost and found

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Discovered at the local garbage dump, a box containing a brown sock, a toothbrush, two human ears and a foot.

If you have mislaid any of these items please contact City Hall.

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2008-07-15 | Billy says

Nah, not me, I wouldn’t be seen dead wearing brown socks … I will however check the rest just to be sure ..


2008-07-15 | Spike says

If your glasses are staying on your face, your ears are presumably accounted for.


2008-07-15 | mart says

Don’t forget to give pattayaone a call, maybe they can make a news out of this, that is if there are less than 2 bag snatches and 1 drug mogul arrest to report today. A drug mogul being anyone carrying more than one yaba pill.


2008-07-15 | Billy says

Pleased to report continued ownership of both the feet originally issued to me, however, can you please confirm the colour of the toothbrush?