A local businessman was gunned down outside his shop in Pattaya yesterday. Apparently he was involved in a number of illegal activities, one of which pissed someone off sufficiently to order the hit.
Today the police gave more details on these activities: “Illegal activities engaged in by the victim included money lending, gambling, drug dealing, adultery, and possible jaywalking.”
It’s clear to me that the “possible jaywalking” is the heinous crime which led inevitably to murder. Mind where you walk people, it’s a dangerous world out there.
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2008-07-24| mart saysHilarious! “Possible” because professional criminals are good at hiding evidence! I’d add he has “possibly” let the water run once or twice in his life while brushing his teeth though evidence is thin.
2008-07-25| Jock saysSure it wasn’t suicide - he may have walked in front of the car on purpose.
2008-07-25| Spike saysWhich car?
“gunned down outside his shop”
Three bullets in the head
2008-07-26| Jock saysAh … mis-read the posting.