The snake and the one-eyed trouser snake

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Khun Wiroj was found dead by the side of a dirt-road. In his hand he clutched a dead Cobra. The snake had bitten Wiroj several times. Wiroj had obviously fought back as the Cobra also had bite marks and Wiroj’s teeth were more scaly than usual.

Just another sad story of a clash between man and nature with no winners. But this story has an extra twist, Wiroj was wearing a condom….

Imaginative, and preferably lude, suggestions as to what transpired please.

Comments 🔗

2008-06-10 | Jock says

Khun Wiroj was a contortionist.

His pet name for his ’teet teet’ was Cobra. Pitty it was not a KING COBRA (like mine) and pitty it was dead. Wiroj is lucky he was only bitten several times … my KING COBRA has been smitten several times and always cost more financial than physical pain.

I never had the strength to fight back and with age the women are usually more scaly then usual … except for the Finance tea-lady .. what was her name again ??

Just another sad story of a clash between man and nature with no winners .. condom or not …


2008-06-11 | Billy says

Had Khun Wiroj survived the encounter then I am sure he would hve explained that he was writing a book about snake fucking; but thata of course he personaly strongly disapproved of the practice.

Re Jocks theory, he has more experience in this than any of us of course, with a very long record of being able to keep his teet teet in his trousers for more than about ten minutes at a time.