What with terrorist shitheads with bombs down their trousers, ever increasing fuel surcharges and airport terminals that are more likely to consume your luggage than deliver it to you on a conveyor belt; it is no fun being an air traveller nowadays.
But Thai Airlines has risen to the challenge by employing new cabin crew who redefine the term “ugly men in dresses.” Fear of terrorist attacks and lost luggage pale into insignificance compared to the prospect of having your seat belt adjusted by this lot.
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2008-06-21| Billy saysThey are all quite lovely, which one did Jock pick?
2008-06-22| Spike saysThey all have a pulse, so I suspect the answer is “all of them.”
2008-06-22| Jock saysI learned a long time ago that the mix of Singha Beer and Katoys does not go.
I have my own means of staying out of trouble but now that The Bard has blown the secret reason behind the C-section inspection I expect that Bangkok General will be full of Thai Boys wanting their abdomen cosmetically adjusted.
I need a new cunning plan .. suggestions on a postcard ….
2008-06-22| Spike saysChange to Heineken.