Black and white

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Arriving at some traffic lights we see an obviously black Honda City, with a sticker on the back saying, quite clearly incorrectly, “This car is white.”

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I turned to my cultural adviser and she explained that everyone has lucky and unlucky colours, based upon the day of the week they are born. Perhaps the owner of the car in front has black as an unlucky colour, but really likes having a black car. Putting a sticker on the car stating that the car is white may help to minimise the bad luck because, as we all know, the spirits in charge of luck levels are colour blind but can read English.

My unlucky colour is green, so I really must do something about the colour of my teeth.