Over coffee this morning I fire up my current time waster of choice, Grand Theft Auto and decide against tackling the latest mission which involves chasing a couple of bikers through subway tunnels whilst avoiding the trains; probably not best attempted with a cup of coffee in one hand.
Instead I head for a TW@ internet cafe and browse the in-game internet. I start with coffee and read the Bean Machine site. (Warning: photos taken from the TV and of average quality, and you may need to choose the largest size in Flickr to read the pages. But it’s worth it!).
I find their guide to sizes most informative:
Enthused, I wonder if I could apply for employment:
Never mind coffee, perhaps it is time for something stronger; and when a man is thirsty, there can be nothing better than a bottle of Piswasser:
After a few beers, I feel the paternal urge for a baby, amazingly they are available via the web:
Finally, I look for a new computer and think that a Fruit may serve me even better than my Apple Mac:
There are hundreds of similarly silly pages waiting to be explored; but the coffee is finished so it is time to meet the bikers in the subway. There will be blood.
Comments 🔗
2008-05-15| Billy saysLooks like you should have taken you light box along with you :-)